THE book of SPiral

Okay so I'm not very good at talking about myself because that is kind of weird
really and since the generic thing to do would be to just copy what I put 
in my twitch description I thought I would avoid all of that stuff and instead
tell you a tale 

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A long time ago, there lived a wizard and her name was Spiral fruit!
She was also a princess wizard because that's where I want the story to go..

So this wizard princess was born in the magical land of tea and crumpets which was fitting for her because she liked those things. One day, the evil queen of the west came down from the mythical mountains, her radiant beauty poisoning the land with that awkward feeling when you know someone isn't very nice.

Our princess wizard got word of the queen's arrival to the land, and At that moment realised what she must do to protect the kingdom! She visited her friend the old blacksmith who bestowed upon her the greatest of weapons, the legendary Cherry.

As the wizard princess held the Cherry in her hands, she realised how important it was as it's hues shifted from pink to blue and then white as if it were speaking to her very soul. The princess wizard now with weapon in hand went alone to the battlefield which of course she totally knew about!

Upon this ancient field did she stand, the power of the Cherry coursing through her as the army of the evil queen approached. 
The queen did not see fit to speak with the princess wizard, instead sending her goblin to parlé.

The goblin spoke of the end times, of the days without sunlight when the realm would be covered in ash.
The wizard princess would not hear of it, and in one swift motion summoned the power of friendship, bringing forth her soul instrument, which just so happened to be a totally cool looking bass guitar, because why not? Then as the princess wizard raised her mighty weapon high the goblin flinched..

The princess wizard stopped for a moment, looking upon the creature with guilt, she couldn't slay this creature it was kind of cute actually now that you looked at it from a certain angle. NO! Her quarry was with the evil queen! So with a single leap, the warrior wizard princess shot herself into the upper atmosphere, realizing the Cherry of course gave her the ability to breath air magically, before plummeting down in a blaze of pink, white and blue to then strike her mighty bass guitar upon the evil queen!

Silence softly crept over the battlefield.
Was it truly over? Was the evil queen's reign ended? 

The silence was suddenly broken when the army of goblins cheered for joy! Singing the song of their people which was kind of bad now that I think about it, but it was their song so who am I to judge right?

From that moment on, the princess warrior wizard decided to start a twitch stream to spread the joy of her kingdom across the world!

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.